Max_Power

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Well, describing yourself is like brushing somebody else's teeth; it's awkward and you're probably not going to do a very good job. But open up wide and say 'Ah', 'cause here I come... So, am I a collection of my likes? If that's the case, then, I like working out, real estate investment, movies, travel, art, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp gumbo, shrimp creole, shrimp kebobs... Or am I a collection of my dislikes? I don't like drama, narcissism, games, and green eggs and ham (Sam I am). Am I defined by my goals? See the world's sights, attain world domination and realize omnipotence (that's 'omni', not 'im'. Big difference. Look it up.) Perhaps my accomplishments are who I am? Ummm, I'll skip that. Refer to 'dislike number 2' above. ...aaannnnddd spit. Feel better? Of course not! You can't get to know somebody from their profile. But, they say that a first impression in situations like this are usually made in the first 7 seconds. So, here's hoping that it took you at least 7 seconds to read this far. EDIT: I can't believe I have to add this, but, I've gotten SOOOO much crap for this profile that I feel it's necessary. Yes. I'm kidding during a significant portion of this profile. It's so sad that I have to explain this. As Mark Twain once said 'Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but, in the end, the frog dies.'

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